April 2012
8 posts
ironicmovies:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
gasp
another major plot twist
no wonder youre such a big shot movie maker
i know.
i title this one “dave strider: a documentary. by dave strider.”
make it
youd get bookoo bucks off of that one i bet
ironicmovies:
i’d like to think i got a decent amount of time on my hands, yeah.
gasp
another major plot twist
no wonder youre such a big shot movie maker
ironicmovies:
prison isn’t about deterring would be criminals as much as punishing
or maybe getting dangerous people away from the masses
but it does a kind of shitty job at all of those.
i’m not gonna sit here and bore you on my political ideals though.
i do that enough everywhere i go.
i dont really mind either way
its not like i got something better to do than listen
you might though...
ironicmovies:
trust me on this too
you don’t want to get caught doing something really bad.
prison isn’t a fun place to be after all.
the thrill of the chase may be fun but make sure you won’t really get caught
or if you do you won’t get in real trouble.
look at me dropping all this mad old person trivia on you kid.
i’m practically confucius up in here with this sick wisdom.
yknow...
ironicmovies:
it would be unfortunate.
especially if you couldn’t pick up on strider sarcasm
which is of course the best kind.
destruction and mayhem might seem interesting
but once you do it for more than a day it gets boring.
trust me.
obviously its the best kind what kind of world would we be living in if it wasnt?? not a very good one thats for sure
ill take your word for it
i dont...
ironicmovies:
i’m glad your sarcasm detector isn’t broken just yet.
regardless it’s good to see that you’re back here to ruin lives.
not sure how anyone can get the impression that you do that though.
not like you’re running around fucking shit up.
rest assured if my sarcasm detector ever breaks ill probably commit seppuku and get it over with because surely i cant exist in a world where i...
ironicmovies:
hey hey.
not much aside from nearly being killed.
well i guess that is something but whatever.
sup with you??
yeah id venture to say thats definitely something
sounds fun
id say thats sarcasm but knowing you it could go either way
overall i think its sarcasm though
not much
kind of rolled off the grid for a little while there but i got pretty fucking bored so im back here...
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ironicmovies started following you
whoa
just fucking whoa
by which i obviously mean insert some creative and or shitty greeting here etc etc blah blah
itd probably lean more towards the creative and almost possibly heartfelt side but dont get your hopes too far up on me actually thinking of what it would specifically say
sup man
February 2012
3 posts
deadlyasdickens:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
nothing i dont think
and who are you exactly
i mean i might be able to figure out why i found you in the first place if i know who you are
or not
either way
Well either way ill do the darned polite thing and introduce myself haha. The names jake english and what might yours be?
did you really just say darned
wow damn thats a shock
anyway as for...
deadlyasdickens:
pinkestofstarmonkeys started following you
Hello there mate what brings you around.
nothing i dont think
and who are you exactly
i mean i might be able to figure out why i found you in the first place if i know who you are
or not
either way
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journal post #1342
fuck
just
fuck
January 2012
709 posts
>Bro: Be human again.
finally
==> Dave: Follow suit. Thank god.
fishydreams:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
fishydreams replied to your post: )(ee)(ee)(ee. My FRI-ENDS, w)(o -ELS-E? / Don’t let it get you down, ok? 38) / Dave is already waking up. You can probably talk to )(im, if you R-E-ELY want!
You’re w)(alecome. 38D
uh huh
anything else??
NOP-E!
great
awesome
==> You are quite glad.
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fishydreams replied to your post: )(ee)(ee)(ee. My FRI-ENDS, w)(o -ELS-E? / Don’t let it get you down, ok? 38) / Dave is already waking up. You can probably talk to )(im, if you R-E-ELY want!
You’re w)(alecome. 38D
uh huh
anything else??
fishydreams asked: )(ee)(ee)(ee. My FRI-ENDS, w)(o -ELS-E? / Don't let it get you down, ok? 38) / Dave is already waking up. You can probably talk to )(im, if you R-E-ELY want!
fishydreams asked: )(-E)(-E, you guessed rig)(t! 38D / T)(ere isn't anyfin to worry aboat now, t)(oug)(. / T)(ey sang to me, you sea? )(e will be just FIN-E.
worldsbestbrother:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
worldsbestbrother:
((headcanon: Dave was the kid in elementary school who knew where babies REALLY came from and told everyone.))
[That kid was literally me.]
((My friend and I were the ones that laughed at the sign on the bathroom that said unisex just because it had the word sex in it.))
[Maturity at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.]
fishydreams asked: Don't worry about Dave! I )(ave it all under control. 38)
kawaiiska:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
==> Happily curl up in her lap. You’re apparently not a very big dog.
==> You find it a little more amusing than you should, but you aren’t about to say anything. Give him all the attention. All of it. Apparently you like animals.
==> Not like you’re complaining. You’re a dog with shades, why would you give a fuck about anything? Nuzzle...
Anonymous asked: Apparently your boyfriend or whatever he is overdosed. This is probably a thing that you should be concerned with.
kawaiiska:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
kawaiiska:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
==> You have nothing else to say aside from if you stop i will disembowel you with my new canines.
==> Not that you are necessarily planning on stopping, particularly with the new revelation of yours.
==> You are totally content to just stay there. Totally content.
==> Sit. Practically pull him into your...
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worldsbestbrother:
((headcanon: Dave was the kid in elementary school who knew where babies REALLY came from and told everyone.))
[That kid was literally me.]
kawaiiska:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
==> You have nothing else to say aside from if you stop i will disembowel you with my new canines.
==> Not that you are necessarily planning on stopping, particularly with the new revelation of yours.
==> You are totally content to just stay there. Totally content.
kawaiiska:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
if youre trying to get in my good books
its working
==> Let your eyes close and just enjoy this. It’s pretty nice.
Well, I’m not necessarily trying, 8ut if it’s working, all the 8etter, I guess.
==> Free up a hand after a few moments to rub under his chin.
==> You have nothing else to say aside from if you stop i will disembowel you with my new...
worldsbestbrother asked: ==> Purrs and rubs his head against Dave's leg.
kawaiiska:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
==> You rub your head against her hand and almost immediately reprimand yourself for it. Fuck it, whatever, you’re a dog.
==> Grin, just a little. Before you crouch down to continue, but now deciding to give the same treatment to both ears.
if youre trying to get in my good books
its working
==> Let your eyes close and just enjoy this. It’s...
kawaiiska:
pinkestofstarmonkeys replied to your post: I think something 8ad might have happened. I…
were pretty much in the same boat
I’m pretty sure something might have.
I’ve 8een having the feeling for a while now.
Ugh.
i just got the feeling earlier today and its kinda been pissing me off
worldsbestbrother asked: ==> Curls up around Dave's front paws.
kawaiiska:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
==> You do snap at her hand, but she’s not done anything particularly bad, so you just let her pet you.
==> You may or may not roll your eyes at the snap. Scratch him behind one of the ears. Except not really scratch because your nails are pretty long. More like rubbing.
==> You rub your head against her hand and almost immediately reprimand...
kawaiiska:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
kawaiiska replied to your post: ==> Be a dog until Bro turns back into a human.
I’m vaguely de88ing petting you, suddenly.
careful
i bite
and trust me its just as bad as my bark
Yeah, sure.
==> Pet the boy-currently-dog.
==> You do snap at her hand, but she’s not done anything particularly bad, so you just let her pet you.
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kawaiiska replied to your post: ==> Be a dog until Bro turns back into a human.
I’m vaguely de88ing petting you, suddenly.
careful
i bite
and trust me its just as bad as my bark
Anonymous asked: ==> Be a dog until Bro turns back into a human.
sanguinemutagenics:
YEAH AND TO CURE IT I PRESCRIBE THAT YOU SHOVE YOUR FECULENT SARCASM INDISCRIMINATELY DOWN YOUR OWN INSATIABLE IGNORANCE CHUTE AND TAMP IT DOWN HARD. IF WE’RE FORTUNATE YOU MIGHT CHOKE.
OH SWEET GLOBEKICKING FUCK YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE ALTERNATES. WHAT IS THIS STUPID GAME ANYWAY? NO ONE’S TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT IT EXCEPT FOR SOME VAGUE MYSTERIOUS ALLUSIONS TO IT BEING PRETTY...
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sanguinemutagenics:
BECAUSE CLEARLY I AM TOO FRAGILE AND BLATANTLY FUCKING STUPID TO HAVE THE VAGUEST IDEA WHAT YOU COULD BE INSINUATING. THANK YOU FOR SPARING MY INNOCENT THINKPAN FROM THE UNDOUBTEDLY HORRIFYING JOKES YOU COULD HAVE MADE OUTRIGHT INSTEAD OF SIMPLY ALLUDING TO THEM IN THE MOST CONDESCENDING WAY POSSIBLE.
I HAVE MADE A STARTLING AND SHOCKING CONCLUSION: YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE. THE...
veryadorabull:
y-yEAH, i’VE ONLY HAD THEM FOR A WHILE THOUGH,
mY PAPA HAS THEM TOO, b-bUT HE’S WAY BETTER WITH THEM THAN i AM,
==>Sigh.
mAYBE i-i CAN BE AS GOOD AS HE IS,
oNE DAY,
i HOPE SO,
as long as you stop running into poles im pretty sure youve got a good chance at that
your papa huh??
militarilycapricious:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
militarilycapricious started following you
well damn
more of you
i still maintain youre one of my favorites
you’re one of those humans.
WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK IS UP?
last time i checked yep
feeling like something happened that i should know about
but other than that not much
whats up with you
veryadorabull:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
thatd be me
and if i remember right youre tavros or something like that
should i ask what the hell happened to your face
==>Flare your wings.
w-wELL,
sEE i WAS TRYING TO FLY A-AGAIN,
i’M KIND OF NOT GOOD AT IT,
i FLEW INTO UUHH,
pOLE,
y-yEAH,
whoa shit those are new
to me anyway
might wanna get a hang on those before you try anything...
sanguinemutagenics:
I’M ABSOLUTELY OVERJOYED I COULD HELP YOU TAKE A COUPLE WOBBLING WRIGGLER-STEPS DEEPER INTO THE DARK SHITSPIRAL MORASS THAT IS YOUR EGO.
as you should be
i mean my ego is a pretty sweet thing to descend into
among other things but im thinkin i might fracture your pretty little head there if i continue so forget i said anything about that
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militarilycapricious started following you
well damn
more of you
i still maintain youre one of my favorites
veryadorabull:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
veryadorabull started following you
sanguinemutagenics started following you
whoa shit two of you
you sure do know how to make a guy feel popular
==>Be future Tavros. Rub the huge brown bruise on your face.
w-wELL UHH,
hOLA TO YOU TOO,
nICE TO MEET YOU, yOU’RE NAME IS dAVE, i’M GUESSING,
thatd be me
and if i remember right youre tavros...
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veryadorabull started following you
sanguinemutagenics started following you
whoa shit two of you
you sure do know how to make a guy feel popular
>Wildcard Wednesday! →
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looks whos back from an unannounced vacation
which for the record wasnt actually a vacation
i feel like i missed something important
anyone feel like enlightening me??
herroyabattoir:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
==> You give her an almost disgusted look.
master?? oh fuck no
>You jump at him and pull him in close to your face.
)(—E~
>You kiss him.
==> You start to say something but end up scratching at her shoulders and doing your best to get her off your face and away from you.
herroyabattoir:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
==> You grit your teeth and shove at her again.
no way in hell
>You smirk
Come )(ere dearie, give your master a kiss~
==> You give her an almost disgusted look.
master?? oh fuck no
herroyabattoir:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
told you
im not a fucking plaything
especially not yours
>You lick his cheek again.
You are now~
==> You grit your teeth and shove at her again.
no way in hell
pinkestofstarmonkeys replied to your post: ...
scratchedrose:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
correct
nice work
well i mean everyones dead so i guess not too shabby
hows it going in yours??
You live in a doomed universe? How….fascinating.
Please elaborate. Why is everybody desceased?
we played this game that
ok basically it just really sucks ass
it causes the end of the world
and im probably going to fuck up some timeline shit by telling...
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windplay:
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god you are the most determined little fucker
pinkestofstarmonkeys replied to your post: ...
scratchedrose:
pinkestofstarmonkeys:
believe me its really not as odd as youd think
==> Accept the handshake.
I see.
Well, how are things going in your timeline? I believe that’s the proper term.
correct
nice work
well i mean everyones dead so i guess not too shabby
hows it going in yours??
